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Alright, this is ridiculous. Last weekend Drew won a free open bar hour at Coyote Ugly.

I just won a free open hour at Coyote Ugly for this weekend. Are we the only people who entered the contest?!

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It should be against the law to whistle Don't Worry Be Happy in an elevator when someone else is present.

I need someone to sing November Rain, stat! =P