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*snort* Dwight Schrute's blog.

Also, in case you missed it, Dick Cheney shot a man while hunting illegaly.

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So here at work we got some free tickets to this totally awesome "Fun Fair and Awesome Traveling Zoo" that's coming through a town near us. They advertise a "real monkey farm," "the world's smallest and cutest yak" and a "unicow." It sounds pretty awesome, but upon perusing the company's website, it appears that they may not be the most... humane outfit out there.

My man should get massive props for the loverly bouquet of flowers he surprised me with yesterday. Awww. We've got some Conundrum and a nice steak dinner for this evening, and we will not argue about Daniel Johnston's songs this year. =P