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Sitting on the T this morning, I happened to glance at a copy of the Metro that someone was clutching in their cold, wet hands. And who did I see gracing the cover of this fine news publication? Neil Hamburger!!! He's playing the Middle East tonight, but I know I won't be able to convince anyone to experience his fine comedic stylings again. Besides, I'm icky and sick, so I don't even know if I'm going to be doing anything tonight.