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[wildflowersoul]

My finger and my new chef's knife got into a tussle last night.

The knife won.

Luckily, c_m_i's field dressing skills are top-notch.

My in-laws gave me the knife for Christmas. I'm beginning to suspect that knives given by our family are cursed with a blood lust.

Comments

[archer823.livejournal.com]

Knives tend to win that battle.

[wildflowersoul.livejournal.com]

Stupid knives!

I really need to work on my knife handling technique

[cosmicserpent.livejournal.com]

Once you get cut by it you'll never get cut again! (But unfortunately that doesn't mean you won't get cut by something else sharp).

[wildflowersoul.livejournal.com]

I'm glad the blood lust is satisfied with just one cut!

I wouldn't put it past me to cut myself with something not sharp, too. My thumb is currently sporting two different paper cuts.

[tenillypo.livejournal.com]

Really? I'm doomed then. I got so many knives from my parents fro Christmas. I should just cut myself on purpose right now to get it over with.

[wildflowersoul.livejournal.com]

I think the curse is limited to knives given by Megers, as cosmicserpent was attacked by the knife D. gave him for a groomsman present. Or my knife was getting back at me for hitting my mother-in-law in the eye with a seatbelt. *shakes fist at karma*

[ayelle.livejournal.com]

It's not just the Megers, if you'll recall Joe's chef's knife tried to kill me at one point.

WAIT. Did Drew give him that knife??

[wildflowersoul.livejournal.com]

I remember that...

And I THINK SO!


dun dun dah.

Seriously, the amusing thing is that Drew is always telling me to not cut things with the cutting board hanging half-off the counter and me half-paying attention. That way: no problem. This time I actually had the darn cutting board firmly placed on the counter and was paying full attention (the better to fully appreciate the horror of my sweet, sweet blood welling up and gushing out).